a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
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I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
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if chris colfer happened to get a vine, you know it would be filled with videos of brian with chris using his “brian voice” to narrate the life of his cat
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Source: nightbirdrises
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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Hey I’m drunk.
WHO ARE YOU TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME
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I HATE PEOPLE
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
BECUASE WE HATE FUCKING PEOPLE
BUT FUCKING PEOPLE IS FUN
WELL I WOULDN’T KNOW THAT BECAUSE I HAVEN’T FUCKED ANYONE
this is like a really intense poem
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